Queen of England Reveals She was “Air Bud-ing” Duke and Duchess of Sussex
In an unprecedented show of vulnerable admission, Queen Elizabeth made a statement today that she has been ‘Air Bud-ing’ Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Sources say the leader of the British Monarchy gave the couple a vanilla pudding and told them to, “Go on, now. Get.”
Following reports that the couple was relocating to Los Angeles, the Queen responded, “Go! Don’t you understand? I don’t want you anymore!” While many were confused by this response, Her Majesty the Queen insists that this was all part of her plan to bring unity back to the royal family.
“I truly expected to have the same result as Josh Framm, the 12 year old featured in the hit 90's film, Air Bud.” She said. “I thought they would come back.”
It is unclear whether or not the Duke and Duchess accepted the gift of pudding.
In the statement the Queen also made it clear that she does not support any of the sequels to Air Bud.
