Are you a Racist? Take this fun quiz to find out!
You’re white and you’re a good person. I mean, you’ve never said the “n” word, and you sometimes give leftovers to the homeless black man by the mall. You don’t think you are, but you need to know for sure: are you a racist? Take this fun quiz to find out!
- A black family is sitting in your favorite booth at the Cheesecake Factory. You:
A. Call the police
B. Ask to speak to the manager while you call the police
C. Sit somewhere else and enjoy your Oreo Dream Extreme Cheesecake
2. You’re picking up some new scented candles and yoga pants from T.J. Maxx and you notice a black woman putting towels in her cart. You:
A. Call the police
B. Complain to customer service that someone is stealing and have them call the police
C. Realize that what this woman is doing is called “shopping” and mind your own damn business
3. On your way to a life coach meeting you stop to get a kale-beet-quinoa juice. A black man is in line behind you. You:
A. Clutch your purse and call the police
B. Start yelling that he’s too close to you and demand to see the person in charge
C. Realize that you need to stop juicing because it’s incredibly high in sugar
4. You’re in your yard adjusting your “Live, Laugh, Love” lawn art and see your black neighbor getting their mail. You:
A. Call the police
B. Tell your husband to go grab his gun because someone is stealing mail
C. Realize that “Live, Laugh, Love” is so early 2000s, and replace it with some outdoor macrame.
5. While filling up your tank at the Arco you notice two young black boys buying candy. You:
A. Call the police
B. Tell the white man getting gas next to you that two black men are robbing the store
C. Realize you haven’t filled your tank for this cheap since your Kappa Kappa Gamma days and chuckle, “Thanks, Covid!”
Results:
If you answered anything but C, you’re a freakin’ racist! Educate yourself, listen to black voices, stop calling police on black people, and for the love of God, stop juicing.
Educate yourself:
https://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Antiracist-Ibram-Kendi/dp/0525509283
https://blacklivesmatter.com
https://www.naacp.org/
